What is Heterosexual Lifemate?
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1) Your straight best friend
2) Your partner in crime
3) Your sidekick
"My name is Jay and this is my heterosexual lifemate, Silent Bob"
Jay and Silent Bob
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2.
Your closest platonic friend.
Chris and Johnny B are always together.
But that's cool.
They are heterosexual lifemates.
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