What is Heterosexual Safety Seat?
1.
Also known as the
Referenced by Ray Romano in his stand-up act: it refers to the empty seat left between two straight males sitting in a movie theater together as proof to the rest of the audience that they are not there as a couple, and infact, just hetreosexual friends.
Even though were we in a crowded movie theater, watching an action movie, my pal and I had to leave the heterosexual safety seat between us just in case anyone was looking.
See
Random Words:
1.
An aversion to Barack Obama.
His obamaversion led him to vote Clinton.
See politics, race, democracy, united states..
1.
1) Suffering from symptoms making one both cranky and temperish, such as an old man.
2) The enjoyment of having fingers stuck up the an..
1.
A hand gun, or a bullet.
"Some hiding spot off underground, an open plot I could climb into;
an iron promise in my mouth."
..
