Heterotaken

What is Heterotaken?

when a heterosexual individual has a significant other.

-"uh oh...i think he wants to be homoserius with you..."

-"well that's just too bad 'cause i'm heterotaken!"

See vanessa

Squmf

1. Sit Quietly Upon My face Jennifer is so fine that she could definitly squmf. or Hey you want to squmf? See muff dive, carpet munchin..

Mouse On A Trampoline

1. The act of stretching one's scrotal skin and bouncing the penis repeatedly on it for a large audience, preferably unsuspecting chur..

Awkward Bomb

1. Something so awkward that it destroys awkward turtles. "My penis is half an inch.... in diameter!" Awkward BOMB See awkward..

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