What is Hetherton?
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A useless bag of assholes that enlists in the miltary to bring misery and suffering upon all those he/she encounters.
You are a HETHERTON, no doubt about it!
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One void of brain. A complete hopeless moron. An idiot the world seldom sees. He can also be referred to as "Doofy".
Your so heatherton. Heatherton is the lowest form of stupid imaginable.
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