Hetzel Edit Meaning

1. Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet! Cristie M. is a footblinder. See nostril peeper, noloner, porntard..

1. A unexplainable technical outage that causes end-users to despise network administrators. Typically, the term "hiccup" is used..

1. Like omgerofl, only much, much worse. Predominantly used by idiots and ironists of the highest calibre. "You just shat your pants?..