Hewlett Packard Edit Meaning

1.

Invent - a company renowned for its technological advances especially in the field of computing.

HP Invent

HP pwnes Dell

2.

Hp stands for HOLY papa this laptop's awesome.

Greatest purchase made &

Holy papa this guineas jealous

Anyone who says HP sucks cant AFFORD ONE and are sad they dont have a huge awesome laptop like I do.

Thing works great and you cant judge since you never owned one and cant afford it anyway, stupid idiot

Hewlett Packard

See awesome, stellar, top notch, cool

3.

A very good computer company. Unlike what most people say, HP constantly provides what you paided for. Now HP cry babies will come along and yell about how their top of the line system sucks because it ain't so top of the line anymore. Blame the company because you can't spend $50 a month to keep it up-to-date.

Further more, Computer Illiterate people will come along and claim that the machine is making strange noises, or that it is too slow. Guess what... it is called a damn virusyou idiots. SpywareAware and probally half of your porncollection is wormed. Heck, torrentdownloads have a 5:1 chance of containing trojans and you probally STILL don't have Alcohol 120%.

The Majority of hardware issues are caused because of your stupiditythrowing the laptop accross the room will not make it work better. Also to be noted is that only geeks should be allowed to touch computer hardware... machomen don't have a big enough brain to do more then rip out the wires and smash their graphics card like a monkey.

All in all, HP is both cheaper then dell in all 'real' fields. Sure dell can sell you a do-nothing computer, but HP will sell you a system that works, and is actually worth buying.

Why post this? Because half of you are too ignorant to know how to turn your computer on... let alone take it to the store to get fixed.

Idiot: "Hewlett Packard sucks"

Smart: "Go do the world a favor and shoot yourself."

Idiot: "How?"

Smart: "Here, I'll do it for you"

Idiot: "My hp computer sucks... lets go buy an alienware computer... it looks cooler"

Idiot: "Hey, Hewlett Packard Support... YOU SUCK, MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT"

Support: "Did you run a virus scan?"

Idiot: "Uhh"

Support: "How about put in that 'recovery cd' that came with your computer"

Idiot: "Uhh"

Support: "Or do you even have your computer insured?"

Idiot: "Uhh"

Support: "Have a nice day"

Idiot: "Dude, HP sucks, it can't run Black"

Smart: "And how old is your computer"

Idiot: "Eight years... but it runs Doom 1 SOO GOOD"

See good, great, fun, better, love

4.

Rated worst computer company for two years by PC World.

PC World said "Apple soars. Acer and eMachines soar. HP(Hewlett Packard) snoars."

See hp, pc world, pcw, emachines, apple

5.

A great computer company until you actually open it up and see the cluttered mess inside. They are good computers but pretty hard to customize.

"I opened my Hewlett Packard to find the RAM hidden behind a bunch of loose wires."

See hp, hewlett, packard, computer, pc

6.

Syn: Sucks

Hey, man. I _know_ Hewlett Packard SUCKS! I work there.

See hewlett, packard, sucks, hp, ass

7.

A phrase in cockney rhyming slang that denotes furniture which is lacquered. Such a quality is desirable for cocaine users as it makes sniffing less strenuous.

Johnny: that table is hewlett packard

See polish, gloss, varnish, glaze