Hexapodus

What is Hexapodus?

A pedophile of the non human sort. A hollow, Destoryer of playgrounds, and molester of young children.

Guy#1: "Dude! Did you see that thing over there!?"

Guy#2: "Yea, man. It was HUGE!"

Guy#1: "... That poor child..."

Guy#2: "Damn Hexapodus, LOCK YOUR CHILDREN AWAY!! DON'T LET THE HEXAPODUS RAPE THEM!!"

*Both shiver and run in fear, and hears distant screaming in the background*

See hollow, bleach, hexapodus, pedo, rape

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