Hey Bruise

What is Hey Bruise?

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The bruise you notice on your upper arm(s) in the morning after a drinking binge with friends. Comes from said drunken friends poking you in the arm repeatedly whilst trying to get your attention.

Dickie: HEY DJ (poking arm), check out that Raider touch down!

DJ: Dammit Dickie, now I'm gonna wake up tomorrow with another damnable HEY BRUISE!
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