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The best kind of shoes ever. Have to be uber-sparkly and preferably make your dance moves unstoppable!
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What person A says to person B shortly after person A roundhouse kicks the shit out of person B. Comes from Chuck Norris.
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the bruising of the sphinkter as a result of getting fucked up the ass
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