What is Hey Moe?
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It's when you sling the cock back and forth across your significant others' face in a kind of slapping motion 4-5 times, then you take the hardwood and poke them in either eye while yelling "hey moe". Then get the hell out of there!
Chuck: Hey David, are you keepin' yer ol' lady in line?
Dave: Well, she started to act up, so I whipped out the lumber and gave her the "hey moe" and that fixed the problem!
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After Sixty-nine, you roll over, and shit in each other's hair.
fuck dude, I ninety-six'ed her, and she came back for more!..