Heyfield

What is Heyfield?

A town with a central gravitational vortex that sucks in losers. Not to be confused with Rosedale or Briagalong, which are even bigger holes.

This town has a distinct lack of any even mildly attractive males and if you visit, bring a ladder to help you climb out.

Street names: Gayfield, Holefield, Shithole

'Woah, there's not hot guys anywhere.'

'Must be in Heyfield'

'Run they have knives'

See knives, suckhole, losers, herpes

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