What is Heyfield?
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A town with a central gravitational vortex that sucks in losers. Not to be confused with Rosedale or Briagalong, which are even bigger holes.
This town has a distinct lack of any even mildly attractive males and if you visit, bring a ladder to help you climb out.
Street names: Gayfield, Holefield, Shithole
'Woah, there's not hot guys anywhere.'
'Must be in Heyfield'
'Run they have knives'
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