What is Heyfitz?
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The most gay ass story EVER!!! It makes no sense at all and yet you still have to write an essay on it for writer's craft. It was written by Matt Cohen and I dare you to find out anything about it on the internet.
Mike - "Hey Greg, what the fuck is up with this gay ass story???"
Greg - "I don't know, Mike. I think he... teaches his cat to juggle and pushes his wife out a window...."
Mike "WTF."
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catching up with an old friend you havent talked to in years but now that you found them on facebook they are your new best friend.
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A ticket you receive from a police officer.
"What is this on my car? I hope it's not a love letter from a snake."..
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An acient crystal, which was placed in the caverns of the moon below a palace milleniums ago. It most recently existed as a power source..
