What is Heyfitz?
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The most gay ass story EVER!!! It makes no sense at all and yet you still have to write an essay on it for writer's craft. It was written by Matt Cohen and I dare you to find out anything about it on the internet.
Mike - "Hey Greg, what the fuck is up with this gay ass story???"
Greg - "I don't know, Mike. I think he... teaches his cat to juggle and pushes his wife out a window...."
Mike "WTF."
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Piece of limp cloth worn across the chest by women who are considered hippy, granola or dead-heads. Looks suspiciously to have been made..
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A board game where you play checkers, only using reproductive organs, so I guess it's not really playing checkers at all.
He wante..
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one the greatest yet underrated artists of the 90's she fuckin rocks my lesbian socks off.
and she plays bass. doesn't she ro..
