Heyfitz

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The most gay ass story EVER!!! It makes no sense at all and yet you still have to write an essay on it for writer's craft. It was written by Matt Cohen and I dare you to find out anything about it on the internet.

Mike - "Hey Greg, what the fuck is up with this gay ass story???"

Greg - "I don't know, Mike. I think he... teaches his cat to juggle and pushes his wife out a window...."

Mike "WTF."


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