What is Heywood Jafugger?
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Another fictious name that is great to use when attending tradeshows where name badges are required. Best results when the wearer approaches either a new sales rep or a male/female sales team.
"Good morning, Heywood Jafugger" "Why yes, I wouldn't mind buggering that little tart".
Also a great name for a fictious business. Jablome & Jafugger, may I help you. I'm sorry, Dick Gozinya is no longer at this office.I'm sorry, Woody Bangor is out for the day too."
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euphemism for masturbation
brb, killing some kittens *fapfapfap*
See grasshoppers
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masterbate; everytime a guy masterbates god kil..
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someone whose attire is fabulously stylish.
"Wow momma, you are looking phatabulous tonight!"
See phatty, phatso..
