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A poser, whiney try hard, who hates their boring shitty life so much they have to make up their own personal melodramas and martyrdom so..
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When depression causes constipation.
I'm so deprestapated, my boyfriend broke up with me and I haven't pooed in 3 days.
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Something completely obvious. Something only a complete fuckin moron would not have known or been able to guess.
Dude 1: Hey, beer is g..