Hgfs? Edit Meaning

1. One who jerks off into a sock in order to not make a mess. "OMG this sock is filthy, have you been sockdewelling again?" See..

1. A combination of a knife, spoon, and fork What's for dinner? Oh, it doesn't matter, I can handle anything with my knook. See..

1. The smirk that people on the elliptical exercising machine put on because they think that they are better than the non-exercising person..