Hhcmf

What is Hhcmf?

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Happy Health Commuting Males & Females (or MoFos if you prefer): Bicycle commuters who love the lifestyle of, well, being a bike commuter, because bike commuting makes them happy and healthy.

Welcome to the HHCMF Club (Happy, Healthy Commuting Mutha F'ers). We take pride in showing off our well muscled legs and tight butts to friends and co-workers, using the money we save on gas and transit to buy cool stuff for our bikes like raccoon tails and grips w/ tassles, and only slightly embellishing our exciting tales of heroism and derring-do as we ride our trusty steeds to and from work surrounded by maniacal impotent death squads in SUVs.

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