What is Hi Grandma!?
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The best and most appropriate way to greet someone in the middle of a conversation.
Person1: ...and then he jumped off the wall and into a sewer and..
Person2: hi grandma!
Person1: then punched the dude in the face.
Person1: ....wait what?
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When a woman queefs and the gas is so toxic it causes a scab in her pussy area.
Oh noes!! My queef cut my pussy!!!111 Zomg!!!1 Now i ha..
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First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.
Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?
Husband: No..
