What is Hi Grandma!?
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The best and most appropriate way to greet someone in the middle of a conversation.
Person1: ...and then he jumped off the wall and into a sewer and..
Person2: hi grandma!
Person1: then punched the dude in the face.
Person1: ....wait what?
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(n) A library euphemism for an overdue fine.
I didn't return the book by the due date, so I got charged an extended use fee...