What is Hiawatha?
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The sound that "Hansen" the butler in Scary movie 2 makes when describing his turkey making methods.
"then i just stick em on like this..*humps turkey* HIAWATHA!"
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To take a dump in anything but a toilet for someone to find at a later date
I left my ex girlfriend a steaming Hiawatha to find if she ever cleans the apartment.
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to spray an aneormous amount of semenjuci cumquat profusely onto someones significant other whle reciting the pledge of allegiance and falpping ur ballfurr to the sound of mystic river...shibby
"AH..AHHH.....HIAWATHA..."
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An alchoholic drink consisting of cider and a shot of whiskey
I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up after drinking a pint of ..
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When something is ridiculously hilarious, its not a knee-slapper, its not a foot-stopper, but you are laughing so hard you feel like you..