What is Hiawatha?
1.
The sound that "Hansen" the butler in Scary movie 2 makes when describing his turkey making methods.
"then i just stick em on like this..*humps turkey* HIAWATHA!"
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2.
To take a dump in anything but a toilet for someone to find at a later date
I left my ex girlfriend a steaming Hiawatha to find if she ever cleans the apartment.
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3.
to spray an aneormous amount of semenjuci cumquat profusely onto someones significant other whle reciting the pledge of allegiance and falpping ur ballfurr to the sound of mystic river...shibby
"AH..AHHH.....HIAWATHA..."
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Someone with curly hair, preferably blonde, who associates "pole bending" with their sexuality.
Gay guy: "i'm as be..