Hibernating Bear

What is Hibernating Bear?


1.

The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.

Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water

Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks

Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore

Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever

Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle

See crap, po, o shit, animal, disgusting


46

Random Words:

1. Acronym; Speak To You Soon. Usually used in written form. Hey, I'm a bit busy right now. STYS. See stys, speak, to, you, ya, soo..
1. 1 A confuzzling group words mushed together to make a powerful word called UNITY. 2 A jumble of words that take the majority of people..
1. To collect free money from the government while sitting on your ass doing nothing. See also welfare. When Jesus was at the revival hea..