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When a drunken companion is found, passed out in a pool of his or her own vomit, it is the duty of a fellow human being to stack as many..
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A guy who wears a tophat and a trenchcoat (all black, all the time) and has a rag-tag band of women that increases by the hour. Even tho..
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Whenever someone tries to give a dirty sanchez, but fail, making the contents fly everywhere
Last night I tried to give my girlfriend a..