Hidectomy

What is Hidectomy?


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(hid-ee-ehct-oh-mee)

The diligent process in which you need to remove the hideous from your mind: usually involving some mind trick, pleasant distraction, copious drinking, or combination of all of the above.

OMG, When the "beer goggles" came off the morning after, I totally needed a hidectomy- so I went back to the bar for a little 10am happy hour action.

After walking in on my dad and the babysitter doing it doggy styledp with my childhood doll I'm totally going to need a hidectomy.

Sue cried out "Mental picture go away!" repeatedly as an attempt to induce a hidectomy after she caught a glimpse of her grandmother's vajayjay

See lobotomy, jedi mind trick, hideous, horrible


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