Hideity

What is Hideity?


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1. The act, state, or condition of being hideous.

2. A word you say when you have died and gone to heaven or hell and, upon being faced with a nonplussed deity, with which you greet them.

1. "Jane Austen's latest undiscovered offering, 'Pointlessness and Pretentiosity', reveals a new female protagonist, whose tenacity is matched only by her hideity and the length of her pubic mustache."

2. GOD: HMB, you stand accused of a lifetime granted by My grace, wasted in pursuit of atheism, masturbation, and belief in Darwinian evolutionary theory. What have you to say for yourself?

HMB: Hideity.

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