What is Hideity?
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1. The act, state, or condition of being hideous.
2. A word you say when you have died and gone to heaven or hell and, upon being faced with a nonplussed deity, with which you greet them.
1. "Jane Austen's latest undiscovered offering, 'Pointlessness and Pretentiosity', reveals a new female protagonist, whose tenacity is matched only by her hideity and the length of her pubic mustache."
2. GOD: HMB, you stand accused of a lifetime granted by My grace, wasted in pursuit of atheism, masturbation, and belief in Darwinian evolutionary theory. What have you to say for yourself?
HMB: Hideity.
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Symptoms include:
Guys,
Being a huge wuse around girls.
Being shy when it comes to girls.
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Term used by David Cameron to describe people engaging in frequent instantaneous communication on Twitter
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