What is Hideous Assistant Webster?


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Someone that women want and men want to be... and want.

As evidenced in the web cartoon "The Fear Hole".

I am Hideous Assistant Webster!

I am universally adored. Women want me, and men want to be me... and want me.

See sexy beast, fly, playboy, hefner


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