What is Hide-the-salami?
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a game that sexually frustrated, in-the-closet gay boys play.
Hide-the-salami
Dennis: Hey man, my hands are full, can you grab my keys for me? They're in my pocket.
James: Sure dude.
Dennis: (smiles)
James: (reaches real deep into his pocket)
James: Hey! You don't have any keys in your pocket and how come your pockets have been cut out?
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