Hide-the-salami

What is Hide-the-salami?

a game that sexually frustrated, in-the-closet gay boys play.

Hide-the-salami

Dennis: Hey man, my hands are full, can you grab my keys for me? They're in my pocket.

James: Sure dude.

Dennis: (smiles)

James: (reaches real deep into his pocket)

James: Hey! You don't have any keys in your pocket and how come your pockets have been cut out?

See footsies, touchy-feely

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