Hierarchy Of Fail

What is Hierarchy Of Fail?

The fail rating system; All fails are bad but some require their own particular term. The heirarchy is as follows:

1. Fail - bad but survivable

2. Epic Fail - Worst fail most people acheive, should make you at least consider suicide and/or mass killings to hide your shame.

3. Jail Fail - Name says it all

4. Death Fail - only useable for darwin award nominees

Only dumb MFs don't properly apply the hierarchy of fail.

See epic fail, fail, jail fail

Zingerhead

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Ball Johnson

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