Hierarchy Of Fail

What is Hierarchy Of Fail?

The fail rating system; All fails are bad but some require their own particular term. The heirarchy is as follows:

1. Fail - bad but survivable

2. Epic Fail - Worst fail most people acheive, should make you at least consider suicide and/or mass killings to hide your shame.

3. Jail Fail - Name says it all

4. Death Fail - only useable for darwin award nominees

Only dumb MFs don't properly apply the hierarchy of fail.

See epic fail, fail, jail fail

Pussific

1. as good as the pussy, bloddy good, pretty damn good -Dude, I just dumped my GF! -Pussific! Lets get some whores! -Not till I'l..

Joaquim

1. Someone driven by greed, silly dreams about getting millionaire by investing on the stock exchange, lack of passion for any healthy acti..

Texturbating

1. the act of masturbating to dirty text messages; the cell phone version of cybersex. Since Billy's girlfriend moved away, he spends..

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