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The best way to own someone.
Andre: You fist like a seal
Tom Riddle: You're not a nice person
Andre: DAMN!
See owned, pwned..
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When you get a girl so drunk that she passes out, then you take her into a jacuzzi and use her limp body to give you a blow job under wa..
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Insert jalapeno into rectum, penetrate rectum, romantic explosion in rectum, pull it out and let her suck it off.
The old lady was cook..