Higginstory

What is Higginstory?


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-A laughable explanation, made somewhat believable, of a historic event in which involves no character of the era in which the event took place or if said event ever took place.

-A Wikipedia entry

-Complete intestinal digestion (making shit) of historical facts and icons.

I asked a genius feller from north Alabama if he seen the movie about a feller named Napolean. He just started givin me this Higginstory (Higgstory) lesson:

Napolean Dynamite (A French peasant who became a General) and his merry men were secretive members of the Illuminati at the time of the Hindu reign in Jerusalem (circa 1978 AD).

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