Higgs-jordan

What is Higgs-jordan?


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(noun) Nearly invisible elementary particle that interrupts the standard operation of electronic devices including, but not limited to phones, mp3 players, laptops, and automobiles.

Most common usage is as a reference to the Higgs-Jordan Effect, a phenomenon marked by the realization that your devices no longer work properly, and you are otherwise unable to determine the cause.

Often accompanied by a pickle, the elementary unit of FAIL.

"I broke the build, but I swear I didn't do anything wrong."

"Dude, it's the Higgs-Jordan Effect"

See fail, broken, pickle, build


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