What is High Dick?
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when someone goes for a high five and the other person pretends to slap their hand but at the last minute slaps them in the penis instead
"dude, did you see me high dick mikey last night?"
"yeah man, he was on the floor for 10 whole minutes!!"
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A person who converses only about the most awkward of topics, to the point that the phrase "awkward" is simply not adequate.
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Taking a siesta while running vulnerability scans in an IT environment.
Coworker 1: Hey look, our IT Security Director is Parkin Out!
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