High 5 Myself

What is High 5 Myself?

The act of smacking your own hands high above your head to prevent looking like a dork when you go to high 5 someone and they leave you hanging.

Me: "I finally got that big acccount!!!"

Boss: Stares at you then starts to walk away

Me: HIGH 5 MYSELF (smack hands above my own head)

See high 5, good job, way to go, hanging

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