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masturbating to internet pornography
sorry i didnt respond to your phonecall, i was checking emails into a sock
See masturbating, wank..
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Refers to some ones hands in a offensive manor.
Keep your meat beaters off my nachos hooker!
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Meat Beaters are a hands. The referen..
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A phrase lamenting that sometimes things go your way, and sometimes they do not. A proverbial shrug of the shoulders and a humble accept..