What is Highballer?
1.
Some one who works harder than a motherfucker. The opposite is a lowballer, someone who drags there balls around not doing a god damn thing.
Damn I'm tired, I was highballing all day.
2.
1. A treeplanter who consistently plants a lot more trees than anyone else.
2. A misguided young person who has been conned into generating a tremendous amount of wealth for a treeplanting company. In exchange this person receives pitiful percentage of the wealth being generated, all the sex they can handle, and life-long soft tissue damage to the back, knees, shoulder, elbow & wrist.
1. Ed: "Holy shit, did you hear how many trees Sam put in today?" Sally: "Yeah that guy is a total highballer."
2. Tina: "Holy shit, my knee hurts everytime I run & the doctor told me I've got the back of a retired coal miner." Tony: "Ya, you were the fastest planter ever though."
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3.
1. (adjective) - highballer:
someone who sets their standards very high for what they or others can accomplish.
2. (verb) - highballing:
the act of setting high expectations or thinking beyond the bounds of a situation.
"Veronica is such a highballer so she really thought he should step up and do the right thing"
"I was really highballing the situation by thinking he'd know what was up"
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4.
An adolescent male who speaks with the higher voice tone of a pre-pubescent, due to a naturally slower rate of growth toward maturity. The highballer is so-called in reference to his testicles failing to have descended at the present time in his physical development.
Q: That guy speaks like he's ten years old.
A: I know; he's a real highballer.
