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Kitesurfing on land using a mountain board.
"How'd you sprain your ankle"
"I hurt it while kite landboarding, jump..
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When people look at you and can not say
"What the FUCK?"
guy #1: Why are you not dressed up for your speech?
guy #2: Becau..
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Yelling insulting and demeaning remarks at a deaf girl while banging her from behind.
I pulled the Velez Special while humping that dea..