High-five Rape

What is High-five Rape?

The unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to give a high-five.

Elise: Katie, gimme five!

Katie: Dude, no way, I've already fulfilled your daily quota of high-fives.

Elise: (grabs Katie's hand and slaps it)

Katie: I feel so violated...

Kelley: And that, kids, is high-five rape.

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