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Those editors who just reject my word submissions.
Those urban dickheads just rejected my definition of the word **** because it was to..
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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
guy 2: he would kick ass and..
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After laying a shit on your partner's chest (with permission),you flatten and smooth it out with your shotgun*.
*Shotgun can be d..