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Someone who has two speeds, slow and stop. They don't so much walk as they proceed in slow motion.
It took you three minutes on a ..
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Reoccurring stupidity.
You have cut yourself 5 times in the last 10 minutes! Your knife privileges are being taken away due to your red..
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a full nights sleep.
Joe: Hey man, let's go to the bar tonight!
John: Sorry bro, I've got an early meeting at work tomorrow...