Highlander

What is Highlander?


1.

Won the Academy Award for "Best Movie Ever Made"

So i was watching Highlander, when my girlfriend walked in and came at the sheer genius of Sean Connery.

See hall, reach around, balls squared and uncocked

2.

One from the United Kingdom territory of Scotland(the highlands, see highland). Also a movie with famed highlander, Sean Connery.

Alrigh laddy, whe thi highlander!

See Kung-Fu Jesus

3.

The chance meeting at the Y between Aunt Flo and your boyfriend's face, evocative the red facial hair of the Scots.

Synonymous with the Dirty Scotsman, red wings

You would think Gunter would have learned his lesson after last month, but he thinks he looks best sporting the Highlander, and I'm more than happy to help.

4.

A sexual act in which the man upon reaches climax yells, "It's the quickening!!!' He then proceeds to convulse and make make arm lighting bolts and thunder sounds.

Dude, last night this skank from Tri Sig let me Highlander her twice.

See houdini, blumpkin, superman, cincinati bowtie, angry dragon

5.

Rolled from highlander rolling papers found in Scottland. They make VERY long joints and the roach material which they come with comes with 'highlander tips' such as 'fed up, skin up' and 'he who hogs the joint gets the stonedist'.

You can recognise a highlander from a normal joint from its sheer length and thickness. Its like smoking a very long cigarette. That gets you amazingly stoned.

Dude: 'I've got only one joint left'

Dudette 1:'Aw well its better than nothing'

*dude takes out the joint"

Dudette 2:'OMG thats huge'

Dude: 'its a highlander'

See cigar

6.

Highlander Was a documentary, in which, Two guys chopped off a bunch of heads with some swordsmanship you could never use in real life.

The events within, happend in real time.

Highlander was an alright movie - Sir Isaac Newton right after finding out the Universal Law of Gravitation.

7.

Going for just one beer down the pub. "There can be only One". In refernce to the Highlander Movie

Hey Arby, you fancy meeting down the Pub for a Highlander ?

See beer, pint, pub, bar


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