What is Highlight Reel?
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phenomenon that occurs when masterbating without visual aids(i.e. porn, dirty photos, etc.) but to the thought of familiar girls. a mental run-through of various girls until deciding on a "closer" to get-er-done.
I had a good highlight reel last night but I couldn't commit on a closer.
Random Words:
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Crack that won't let you smoke it. It jumps into your lighter to kill itself first and ruin your lighter at the same time so you c..
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Acting like a big cunt...instead of calling her a cunt, she is so bad it is like 4th down and 99...you have to punt!
My ex-wife is such..
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The act of having sex with an over wieght to obese women, and mid-way through fornification, she goes into a diabetic shock, thus creati..
