High-schoolitis Edit Meaning

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A disease shared by high school students exhausted from rigorous pre-school-through-middle-school curricula. Symptoms include unprovoked absences, sporting of Grateful Dead and Phishparaphernalia, excessive consumption of cannabis and an all around unenthusiastic attitude.

Little Joe's parents thought that his high-schoolitis reached it's low point when he failed all of his classes and started vandalizing Wikipediafor enjoyment. Little Joe then proved them wrong by saying, "I think the Phishversion of Remain in Light is better than the original".

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