What is High-tard?
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A retarded person who has enough mental faculties to hold a job (Like a grocery store bagger or McDonalds), dress themselves, doesn't require a diaper and perhaps even marry - but you don't want that to happen. But they can't drive or be in the same math class as you.
That high-tard they hired at the grocery store did a fine job of sacking my groceries. I was worried she would get lost in the parking lot.
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the event in which a man has bigger tits than his female counterpart.
Oh, man! Look at jimmy klein's bum-clevage!!!
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