Highway Tourette's

What is Highway Tourette's?


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Highway Tourette's is an erratic pattern of behaviour exhibited by many drivers, while behind-the-wheel. In severe cases, the behaviour is also exhibited while the person is a passenger.

Sufferers of Highway Tourette's can easily be spotted. Simply look for the following:

1.) Loud shouting, including vulgar or violent references.

2.) Inappropriate hand-gestures.

3.) The apparent belief that the drivers/passengers in. neighbouring vehicles can hear the sufferer.

Bob is driving, Joe is his passenger. Bob is a sufferer of Highway Tourette's. In this scenario, the two are mid-way through a roundabout....

Joe: Be careful, that other car might pull out in front of you.

Bob: So what?! Let them! <Bob turns his attention to the aforementioned car>

Bob: COME ON! DO IT! I DARE YOU!

Joe: Bob. Drive.

Anne is driving, Jodi is her passenger. In this case, Jodi is a sufferer of Highway Tourette's. In this scenario, they have narrowly avoided an accident....

Jodi: Did you see that jerk?!

Anne: Yes, but we're fine.

Jodi: So what?! That asshole nearly killed you!

Anne: Jodi, shut up, I'm driving.

See road rage, shouting, anger


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