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When the pubic hair on a woman's vagina is severly over grown.
...when I pulled down her pants I could tell she had a monster bush..
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a plastic football fan that pretends to support lfc and then proceeds to pointlessly knock peter crouch.
A knob scratch is completely d..
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A baby that wakes up in the night to be fed.
As in the film Funny Girl:
"I had to get up on account of the baby. he's a reg..