Hikesh

What is Hikesh?


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Hikesh resembles a yeast-filled vagina high on crack. His hobbies include feeling up on Michael Jordan, pointlessly arguing about basketball, and stealing other people's phrases.

In his leftover spare time, Hikesh likes to watch female-oriented television, such as Lifetime (television for women). Also, the one who wrote this is obviously the best.


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