What is Hiking?
1.
Walking where it's okay to pee.
i) I went hiking with my scout troopers
ii) My grandfather accidentally went hiking
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2.
To crack a joke on someone or something.
it's a Newark, NJ thang!
Yo, they was hiking this dude down about his clothes.
eng def: They were cracking jokes on this guys clothing.
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3.
A common euphemism for having sex/having an affair. This term was popularized by Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina, who went missing for several days and informed the public he was hiking
Husband: Honey, I think I'm going to go out hiking this weekend.
Wife: OK dear. Have fun!
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4.
outdoors, that is, usually not on your property.
this is impossible in urban areas, because being undetected is a top priority
fizzle my nizzle
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5.
when you and your girlfriend hang out in the middle of the night while naked (or the guy can wear boxers).
Me and Jenny were hiking last night and it was phat.
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