What is Hiking The Appalachian?


1.

A euphemism for having sexual relations.

"So, how did your date go last night? You hike the Appalachian?" or "I'm sorry, the Governor is not available. He's out hiking the Appalachian."

See sex, affair, euphemism, scandal, governor

2.

In June, 2009, South Carolina governor Mark Sanford disappeared from public sight for five days, a period during which neither his wife nor much of his staff apparently knew where he had gone. A Sanford spokesperson eventually told reporters that the Governor was on a secretive hike along the Appalachian Trial to clear his head after a tough legislative session. Turns out that Sanford had actually been in Argentina where he had been conducting an extra-marital affair.

"Why is Bob's wife angry with him?"

"He got caught hiking the Appalachian, if you know what I mean."

See infidelity, affair, lie, cheat, deception

3.

Code for having an affair.

In the case of a Republican, more often than not it'll be a same-sex affair.

I hold a high-stress political job and my wife refuses to give head. I guess I'll have to go hiking the Appalachian when the current legislative session is over.

See cheating, republican, family values, closeted


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