What is Hiking The Appalachians?
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To "hike the Appalachians" is to cheat on your significant other.
Politicians love stealing our money and hiking the Appalachians.
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Code for cheating on your spouse, significant other.
"If anyone needs me, I'll be hiking the Appalachians." -Gov. Mark Sanford
Guy 1: Dude, where were you Saturday night? I thought I'd see you at the club with your girl.
Guy 2: Nah, man, I was hiking the Appalachians.
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Junking cars while your family lives on welfare.
If it wasn't for welfare Dickys' kids would starve, he would rather have an ..