What is Hilare?
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short for
Best used in abnormally shortened sentences.
not me: "So, at this office they offered me a soda, but I couldn't find an
apprope time to drink it during the interview...
...and then I tried to get up, but tripped and started rolling down the stairs... I held onto my soda the whole time, so when I got up I had soda fizzing down my face!!"
me: "Hilare."
Random Words:
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