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When your face looks like a duck and monkey fucked each other and you were the product.
Man1: Hey look at Jaber, he's laying mack ..
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pertaining to Murphy's Law, which states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
That I hit the fire hydrant with my car af..
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When getting head from a midget, holding said midget upside down by their ankles while bobbing them up and down.
While trying to look u..
