What is Hilf?
1.
Handicap I'd Like to Fuck
"Check out the HILF in the wheelchair. She'd Hot!"
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2.
Hindu I'd Like to Fuck
M.I.A. is one big HILF
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3.
HILF - Husband I'd Like to Fuck
1) Cougars (middle aged single Women on the prowl) call an attractive married man a HILF for casual sexual encounters without commitments or further expectations.
2) Younger females use the term to represent a married man that would provide material possessions (a.k.a. a sugar Daddy) without long term commitments.
Hey, check out that HILF over there at the bar!
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4.
These guys got it all wrong... HILF stands for Hoe I'd Like to Fuck.
Homie 1 - Hey yo, look at dat hoe...
Homie 2 - Oh hell ya... thats definately a HILF!
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5.
Hermaphrodite I'd like to fuck.
Damn, Jamie Lee Curtis is a hot hilf!
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6.
horse or pony i'd like to foook!
George Washington's horse is a hilf!
Seabiscuit is such a hilf, straight upp!
F cows! We love them hilfs! nayy!
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7.
Homo i'd like to fuck.
That's one hot hilf.
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