What is Hilgendorf?
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The act of having to become extremely drunk in order to have sexual relations with your own unattractive spouse.
My wife use to hot. Now she is so fat and ugly I will have to hilgendorf her this weekend. I am going to be extremely hungover.
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A very, VERY loose vagina.
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